sexy halloween costumes (and the not so sexy)

It really kicks ass to be a guy sometimes because we all know halloween is simply an excuse for girls to dress up in the most scandalous outfit they can find.








Go here to get the Bumble Bee costume




Personal favorite of mine, go here to get this costume





*Insert "I'll give YOU a bone" pickup line here*





Ski Season IS coming up after all





Kimmy Gibbler?





Convince a girl to be a SuperNintendo and ultra mega-bonus points for you





Pants not required for HockeyGirl costume





Get the Alice in Wonderland costume here














The Fanta girls










Alright, who invited the crazy chick to the party?










If you wanna go full out, implant gills and spine horns and be a reptile





She's sexy in a don't kill me kinda way





Nuclear Power Plant Prostitute?



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And a few others....



"Breathalizer test guy". I wonder if he's getting laid on halloween.... highly unlikely

Get the nose-addon and you can be Owen Wilson too




Skinny Darth








Just cut out this guys face and carry a thick wad of cash




Skinny Masterchief



Have a safe/fun halloween everyone! Cooooowwaaaaabungaaaaaaaaaaah!